well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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