Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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