Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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