all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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