she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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