Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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