She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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