So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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