I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
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