Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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