i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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