i barfeds in our rink
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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