: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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