He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
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