Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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