She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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