My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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