you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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