sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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