honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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