i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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