walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Dick very happy bro
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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