But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
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