she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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