Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Randomize
