wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
There r osticjed everywhere
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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