2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
pray to the hookup gods
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Randomize
