We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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