ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I think my vagina is haunted
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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