So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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