Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
We got so high we made milksteak
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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