What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I just had sex on a roof
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
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