people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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