I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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