You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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