I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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