You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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