On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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