That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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