its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
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