i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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