she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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