awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Randomize
