Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Randomize
