yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
He? As in you personified your dick?
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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