Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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