Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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