Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I need water and some morals
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