think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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