allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Randomize
