so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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