so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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