she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
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