she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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