just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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