No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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